Puma's Tale

School is awesome. You don't think so? well, were else besides the Internet can you learn Pi as this:3.141592653 or how to make a PowerPoint maze? Exactly! Sure, it could use some more hands-on things and cooler things to learn about, but you still LEARN! That's a lot better than becoming a robot that says, "Welcome to McDonald's®. May I take your order?" Or perhaps driving a smelly dump truck around the city.
Also, you make friends. Without school, how many friends would you have made? How many books would you have read? How much more fun have you had compared to if there. Confusing isn't it? Good thing you went to school. Also, friends help you in school so without school you wouldn't need them but then you would be bored so you would need them and then it turns into a giant paradox and then you wish you went to school to prevent this from happening and also so you could understand me so it's a good thing you go to school. So, school is definitely ☺.

By: Robert M.